So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
he screamed PILLOW FIGHT and hit branden in the head with a pillow that had a fifth of vodka in it. then he asked why he wasnt laughing
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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