Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I got into my dads silver toyota in the back seat to get picked up and 2 mins later I asked my dad when are we leaving, then an old mexican woman turned around. wrong toyota I'm guessing.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
A girl just asked me to co-sign for her boob job because she didn't have enough credit built up. This is a first.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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