Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I wear drunk well.
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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