Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
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