NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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