He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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