At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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