Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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