I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Goddamn it, are you fucking her sister?
did you know it's going to storm tonight?
You bitch. At least tell Laura she's a better kisser.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
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i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
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If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
Went on a blind date. Afterwards I ripped my pants off and said "it's game time". He was into it.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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