It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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