Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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