I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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