Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
Randomize
