I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
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I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
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Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
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There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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