Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I swear she lies about being allergic to gluten so she'll get all the jack and not have to drink shitty beer like the rest of us
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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