check it out our google latitudes are spooning
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
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He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Can you help me get ready before work? I need a look that says I'm-happy-to-help-but-I'm-hungover-so-leave-your-attitude-at-the-door-because-I'm-not-taking-anyone's-shit-today.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
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