One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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