dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
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True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
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