I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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