Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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