If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
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I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
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You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
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