God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
I'd rate him "doable" on a scale from "ew, run" to "you should've already fucked him".
That's about an "8" on normal scales.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
I'll text you tomorrow when I'm not in someone's torture cave if I don't by noon call for help.
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