Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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