I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
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just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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