I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Todays lesson: Chew your food better when your drunk. I almost choked throwing up this morning.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
Besides. I seriously had a dream that George W Bush came over and slapped some tabs down on my kitchen counter and said "let's get juiced.". It was a sign to not get too fucked up
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I almost got decked by a guy who looked like Mr. Clean. How was your night?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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