guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
ok first of all what the fuck
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