i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
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He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Unintionally got shitfaced at study group this week. The waitress brought out a fishbowl of long Island iced tea. Challenge accepted.