the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
no you cant smoke seaweed
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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