there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
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What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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