You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
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This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
tonight lets celebrate not being married
Sure, fine. Daughter just told me she is not a virgin anymore. I am gonna start drinking now
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
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Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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