Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
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the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
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There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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