Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
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As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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