why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
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Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
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Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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