Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
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Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
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THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
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