Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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