your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize