Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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