I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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