If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
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