i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
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