SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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