My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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