What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Hi I haven't talked to you since you bought legal marijuana-are you still stoned?
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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