This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I hooked up with a Michael Jackson impersonator last night. Too soon?
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
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I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
My dad just asked Siri to "help me find my daughters dignity."
If you were my daughter, I'd do the same thing.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
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I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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