But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
I finally got her to squirt but it wasnt a stream, it came out in the form of mist. I felt like I was in rainforest cafe.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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