He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
orgy was averted by karaoke, thank god
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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