my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just blocked a guy on grindr for having a little dick. See? I do have standards.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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