party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
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We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
We are all done wearing pants today
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Randomize