What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
that's an acceptable place to lick
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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