Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
just mention it in a side comment sometime today... like oh by the way i have a daughter but um yeah my day was good
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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