how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
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I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
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No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
God I need to hump something, right now.
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