...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
