I was to big spoon the shit out of you right now
I'm so hungover and dru,k
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
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This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?