Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
This pandemic, it’s making everyone horny. I’ve got dick stashed all over town
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