Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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