Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
He went soft
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
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yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks